Today I got a pix message on my phone from a number I didn't recognize, but somehow I opened the message before seeing who sent it. Butterfingers. The pix was some cartoon thingy that you could probably download at pornocards.com. (Don't go there. I just made it up.) It said Happy Thanksgiving and had a really lewd and inappropriate moving image for any day of the week, but especially right after church, for Pete's sake!
Then I replied: Who are you?
Then he replied: Mystery.
Then I called the number and I get a whispery, "Hello." Whereupon I launched in to a who-are-you?-I-don't-think-you-know-me-tirade, but he hung up.
Then he texted me: What do u want im in church.
I wrote: I don't think you know who I am. The pix message was in poor taste. Please tell me who you are or I will find out and file charges.
He wrote: What charges? I think your threats r as poor as ur charecter.
The spelling errors are his.
He also sent me another pix.
I was really upset. I called my neighbor who is a cop. He said I could call the local police and they could find him and charge him with telephone harrassment and lewdness. He thought it sounded like a teenage prank.
I then had to go visit some people. When I came back, I wasn't so upset and didn't think I'd call the cops on him. But I did think that I could give him a taste of his own medicine.
I'm torn. Do I just let it go and not give this guy any more of my time? Or do I plan an all out assault involving lots of public phones. Or maybe even my friends' cell phones. Or a KSL.com personal ad. Hmmm...I could have a lot of fun getting under his skin.
Well, I'm still deciding. BUT, here's his number, in case you already have decided.
HAVE FUN!
801-548-1457
4 comments:
Doooo eeeeet! Doooooooooo Eeeeeet!
(do it)
Well, being the fabulous human being that I am, I would encourage you to list him on the ride board, and sell his car for really cheap over autotrader.com
good times...I used to do that stuff to my brother and his friends!
Or you could post an ad on craigslist for him and leave his number for lots of deal-seekers to call...
I would have called the cops and filed charges. AND do all those things people are telling you to do, because they are naughty, but I would change your number... you know what they say about retribution...
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